When a politician’s beliefs don’t line up, just follow the money.

Kylie can’t be surprised, considering the girl is closer to her, than she is to Tyga.

They don’t own enough land to feed their own cattle? They shouldn’t be in the ranching business in the first place then. Just like the jackasses who try to run fitness boot camps in public parks.

I am not here for Giada. She seems like a tiny pain in the ass.

On Christmas eve I did some last minute grocery shopping. It was about 10 pm. As I was about to enter the store, a girl on a gold hoverboard went past me, grabbed a shopping cart, and went right into the store. On her hoverboard. Pushing a shopping cart.

I think they toured with Rita Ora.

Nicki Minaj might be the most annoying person in America. And yeah, I know about that pharmacy douchebag. Still comfortable with my statement.

Host’s problem was with “that kind of language.” Should’ve asked if he could defecate or poop in his mouth.

May he.

No judgement on her international doctors visits but I think she even tried the... what is it... cryotherapy? You know, the subjecting yourself to super-freezing temps that some athletes do. Some spa owner died a couple months ago in one of them. Anywho, all that to say, she sure seems to be trying everything. And I…

Okay I’m waaay late on this, but I’ll add my two cents. I think she’s legitimately ill...what she’s ill with, well that’s another question.

I'm ambivalent. Watching someone enact Lyme Disease- whether authentic or exaggerated- is too painful for me to watch. I lived with it for two years before any doctors believed there was anything more than psychodynamic ally wrong with me. It's a beast to live with and she may well be dramatizing how bad she feels,…

In a bout of ‘I have to know an absurd amount about Lyme disease for my job despite being a historian’, here we go:

Trump is like a sentient Onion article that doesn’t realize it was born in satire.

IF HE DIDN’T WANT YOU THEN HE WON’T WANT YOU NOW BOO.

Just your typical tale of corporate rat burn out turned small business owner with a retail shop, online and wholesale business that ships worldwide :) I’m living my dream and absolutely love what I do. (And I’m not medicated for blood pressure anymore, yay!)

For $10 I will come over to your house, light some cheapo tea candles and spill a lot of wine. You provide the wine.

Honestly, Lala came off as more obnoxious than James and that’s saying something. She came across with such a shitty attitude.

Let’s take a minute to consider that this is Nik Richie, founder of a revenge porn gossip site, trying to press a woman into talking about rape. This is the kind of woman he regularly chews up and calls a gutterwhore on his website.

My fave episode is when they all go against Kim because she got a Bentley or something. Kourtney makes fun of kims ugly cry the whole episode. Why do I have a favorite kuwtk episode?