His outgoing message just rubs everyone’s nose in it right? No shame. No decorum. No dignity. None anywhere. Giuliani saying contrite things for Trump that Trump hasn’t even approached saying himself. GOP leadership doesn’t know how to play it. And if he drops out somehow and pence us up, everyone will go back to the…

Gary Johnson : “ what’s pussy”

Jesus christ, she goes from zero to Benghazi in 14 seconds.

I’m partial to poonghazi.

How would you even grab a pussy? Like a bowling ball?

He wishes he were as SMART as that dog.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Can we give you a middle name? How about “Hoops”?

I would like to subscribe to your celebrity blog.

EXACTLY. An actual billionaire does everything to stay under the radar. I’ve worked for a few and I can assure you that the last thing they do is announce their wealth on national television, nor endorse products. They play things close to their chest, downplay their wealth and are intensely private.

And it is literally keeping him up nights! Wow, that was really a masterstroke by the Clinton camp-- it got under his skin like a guinea worm.

I’ve read though the transcripts of a few of his speeches in an attempt to find any policy content and it is extremely painful grammatically.

Let’s start a Super PAC. English Teachers and Copy Editors For Hillary.

This is my pet peeve. Kevin James ends up with Salma Hayek because of course he does. Adam Sandler has both Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker fighting over him even though he is a disgusting liar because of course. And pretty much every sitcom EVER. UGH.

The best joke of the election so far has been Jason Sudekis on Saturday Night Live, playing Mitt Romney: “The Republican Party does not say these things! We do NOT! We strongly imply them through decades of legislation.”

I used to want kids. Then I got a puppy, and I thought ‘yep, that’s enough responsibility thanks’. Very happy with this realization.

How can Trump make America white again when he can’t even stop Machado from becoming a citizen and voting against him? What a fat loser he is!

Hillary’s comeback about having enough stamina to endure the Benghazi hearing/witch trial made me laugh.

I think he makes her soak for 15 minutes in a bathtub filled with ice water, towels her off, and tells her to stay as still as death and make no noises while he get to business.

Pro tip: Any time you start a post with “I have nothing against [historically marginalized demographic]”, people are going to assume you do have something against them.