Hmmm all I have recently when confronted with bad news is a picture of my new love, my parents’ puppy, Roxie. I hope it helps! Much love to you!

Did y’all see Yolanda’s medicine CLOSET on this week’s RHOBH? I’d be sick too if I was inhaling lavender, popping Ativan, injecting Vitamin K, snorting Cymbalta, rubbing Vicks on my feet, noshing on Lipitor, and imbibing amoxicillin.

I have an irrational hatred of her voice. She sounds like a valley girl that’s been hit with an elephant tranquilizer.

At least she made clear last week that she is “so not a feminist.” She is, however, a borderline narcissist. “Shay totally wants to make me feel like the happiest woman alive...” or whatever bullshit she was spewing about what Shay’s recovery goals should be....oh and he should lose 10 lbs.

I never, ever want to meet any who is aroused by these photos.

I think insecurity is her thing

I have been really happy with Old Navy, surprisingly enough. They are cheeeeap and the pants are stretchy and comfy. Granted, I am mostly in the “sitting on the couch” school of athletic wear rather than rigorous athletics, so grain-of-salt.

how embarrassed are sasha and malia rn

Cannot stand the Drummonds, or that bitch from Farmhouse Rules to replace Paula Deen.

“Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story”

YES! So what, Ina’s rich. She’s a good cook and a good TV personality. And she owns it. Unlike Pioneer Woman and her fake homespun persona/story.

Jane Marie, you are a BOSS. I loved this site and I loved your writing. I hope to find you at your next gig.

Exactly, this shit happens across all corporate business types with all different genders in executive positions. The fact that it is being called a bunch of “mean girls” because it is mostly women, especially by a feminist website, is completely degrading and infuriating. The only reason it is even being reported on…

Seriously though. If someone came up to me and was like ‘Hey girl, you want to put a puzzle together’ I might actually be interested. That is swoon worthy game right there.

being idealistic is a double edged sword. He actually thought he *could* work with republicans.

Leave it to a man..in this case the husband ..to make the Woman Of The Year Award, all about himself.

CLASSIC Your Girlfriend

Marissa annoyed me soooo much this season. Someone should stick a hotdog in her mouth. ( I would never actually advocate for anyone to have anything “shoved” in their mouth, or in any way stifled.)

Babyccino:

Well who are you gonna believe?