Putin has more hidden wealth than El Chapo.

Russia has something like 10,000 nukes laying around, just waiting to be used.

Eva Longoria is selling it? Sold.

Seek help.

But then who saved the day?

Now THAT’S what I call a factory incentive!

I suppose thats one way to get them off the factory floor and into a driveway.

the heartbreak of a seven for work

Hard to disagree with wording like that.

When I arrived in New York to take up my position I was very disappointed to find that the official car for the Consul-General was a BMW 7 series

“Wanting to up the stakes...”

Nevermind, I was figuring the 60 kph in the article, not the 93 kph in the video. 

>Objectifying qt3.14 artic driving wifu for her looks
>2018
>on the same platform that hosts Jezebel and The Root

They never do.

“The Seat Ateca SUV was chosen for its ability to fit a full bevvy of monitors in the car with the driver, as well as provide enough power to tow a giant aero-shield behind it at speed.”

She will never love you back.

“60 KPH”

That is called falling, not skating. Even with zero wind resistance, skating at 55 MPH is damn impressive.

I’ve fallen in love.

Sorry Camero lovers, but it’s true.