Just wait till you start talking trade-in value. I bet they just got all the used Tacos they needed an hour before you showed up.

Well under 3 seconds. 

Agreed, tailgate and lights match up perfect.

Yeah. If the lights weren’t enough for you, look at the seats and the tailgate. 

That there’s a first gen CR-V.  

“Non-Consensual Footsie”.

+1 for wanton destruction of Ferraris -1 for wanton destruction of the environment. But good creativity.

I’d buy up a bunch of rare Ferrari’s and drop them into the ocean as an artificial reef. Why, you might ask, because I can.

That’s part of the bare necessities, though. Gotta seal the rust out, just in case it gets moist in there.

Less like ship of thesis and more like thesis of shit.

Not really. The Ship of Theseus looked like the original ship. Your body is a living Ship of Theseus. Your cells continually replace themselves, but you appear the same. 

That’s not a Mazda nose...

That was exactly my thought when I read the description!

It’s the Porsche of Theseus!

What’s with all the Corvette bashing here? It’s almost like you people don’t like cars or something. This thing looks great, even with the wacko camo. Looks like a Ferrari, you say? Yeah, well dolphins look like sharks, too...and they both look cool.

Q: What did the ocean say to the sailboat?

Vans have secure, weather proof, cargo area with lower floor that use less fuel and are more comfortable

Why do people even buy trucks? Why are they so popular? They are mediocre at best.

Mediocre at what? They are probably the most usable vehicles for sale today, that’s why they are popular and maintain high resale regardless of gas prices.

I’ll see your ‘... few yards of dirt in a Camry’ comment, and raise you -