Yes. I would marry that avocado.

My people did not bring avocados from Mexico to America for this shit.

You knew it was coming!

I would watch a movie about her.

Like the sound of that.

I feel like at least one of those dudes she just talked about is single and interested.

AR has a boyfriend! Sally Field: Couple Wrecker!

Apologies if anyone else has already pointed this out, but just so we’re all aware Sally Field is trying to set up her son with Adam Rippon via twitter and it’s simultaneously the cutest and the most embarrassing mom thing ever.

Bless Zhou’s heart though, his performance had so much grit and when he was so proud of himself at the end I got a wee bit emotional.

13 indictments... also known as “A Mueller’s Dozen”.

I see josh server is still a total 10. I remember changing the channel during the opening credits when my parents were around because of like the second he appears in his underwear .

I bet Vital Information with Lori Beth Denberg would hold up today.

Some good news for once: Margaret Good just flipped a FL state Senate seat in a district with an R+5 registration advantage.

Guys, guys without trying to dox myself it looks like another democrat won a republican seat in a special election in FL state government today!! It’s also a woman democrat!! We are solidly red in this district and the republican candidate has a daddy that’s won his elections way too many times. I’m excited!

ugh, and also what a waste of plastic on all that sanitation theater