Preaching to the choir here but reaaaaaallllllyy sick of people trying to ruin my favorite fairy tale with their pretentious, uninformed armchair psychoanalysis.

JoAnn the Scammer.

I think you just picked up the “I’d ship that!” crowd.

My favorite moment is when Trump loosens his fingers to maneuver out of the handshake and Macron grips Trump’s hard one more time as if to assert that the handshake won’t end until Macron is good and ready.   

Ari’s “background” is that he plead guilty to the “illegal possession and resale of stolen motor vehicles” in 2006 in Michigan, and then again in 2011 for “felony wire fraud for a Ponzi scheme.”

I prefer the P-game all up in my vag

Why does Gwyneth have to keep doing such eye roll things. Two of my favorite all time movies are ‘Sliding Doors’ and ‘Shakespeare in Love’ but nobody needs the nonsense she’s peddling and her brand of snake oil makes me so mad.

I had a former roommate going through this process once, and part of security clearance is that they call a lot of people you know and ask questions about them to verify. She had done some drugs in college and told me, “If they ask you if I did drugs/what drugs I did SAY YES, BE HONEST.”

He was probably just Russian through the form and forgot.

Wait. There are people who don’t talk to their dogs and cats? Some of my best therapy sessions are with my German Shepherd.

IF ANY OF YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR DOG WITHOUT POSTING CUTE DOG PICS, YOU DESERVE TO BE IN THE GREYS

I am not a fan of Catholicism, and I am not a fan of this pope. But I can at least recognize that, whatever disagreements I have, he is a man of principle who dedicates himself to something he believes is greater than himself. I suspect that he recognizes that Trump is a man whose only principle is glorification of…

Publicist #5: (Perravieja, who is not a publicist, but who read Dirt Bag this morning)

I love that the Pope of all people trolled Donald.

Also I think we need a shade court ruling on the Pope’s gift of a letter he authored about protecting the environment from climate change.

I felt bad for her because it was clear that it was the first time since she moved to the United States that anyone cared about her heritage

Classic Catholic freeze-out. The Pope may have to see you but he doesn’t have to do shit for you. Thanks for the nice books. Here’s a letter saying the dumb shit you believe about the Earth is wrong. BYE!

it is literally the Pope’s job to love everyone and even he can’t bring himself to tolerate DJT lmao

They’re muslims so thats literally the last thing they would take credit for.

Yeah, but the Gaston song is honestly one of my favorite Disney songs- I think the only villain song superior is Be Prepared (and that’s because, for me, Lion King is literally flawless). So I am excited for that!