Oh PLEASE let there be a tech bubble burst. I would love nothing more than for those snide, vapid, useless motherfuckers in Silicon Valley to have to do actual fucking work for money.

Oh shit I like this! Does Britney quote the bible often? Is this a reminder that Katy Perry (Katy Hudson at the time) was once a Christian Vocalist? So many questions

You should feel an overwhelming urge to sing “Circle of Life”.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

I’m pretty sure this sums up how NJ feels about Chris Christie:

He is an abuser, he will not just let her go.

Is the right “context” just...the patriarchy?

The last thing you’re ever going to see is a Rountree smiling down at you while you die. [Bitch.]

I go to a Shia mosque and most of my friends are from the old country and Iran. None of them excuse Assad in the way that many on the far-left do.

Ivanka is Cersei.

ooo this is fun! Here is my take:

This is what would happen if you put the least capable Frey’s in charge of Kings Landing.

Renly probably would’ve been the best leader for King’s Landing in retrospect. People liked him and he wasn’t a fat idiot or a being played by religious nut job like his brothers.

I would say this administration is turning Washington D.C into King’s Landing. Except that would be an insult since those folks were actually competent at what they did and at playing the Game Of Thrones. Ok well you did have Renley, so most of them then.

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.”

Some GOP Congressional ass was just on CNN barking about how awful it is that a private citizen like Flynn in December was spied on. Thankfully, Don Lemon was smart enough to correct him that they were routine taps on the Russian ambassador and Flynn was the moron who walked into the trap. Yes. I said “Don Lemon was…

Chaffetz has already said he isn’t having an investigation on the Trump-Russia links because “it’s resolved itself”. He’s a spineless partisan hack. Never expect anything more from the GOP.

The most supportive thing I’ve seen was an octogenarian aunt who said “we all need to pray for him”.

How is there no Princess Carolyn “You want him to die in an ass factory warehouse fire, smothering to death under a pile of burning asses?” Meme yet. I don’t know if I can get through the next two years without it.