Her lips too!

*megalolz* Tried not to imagine Warren speaking those lines in that voice, but failed, and am now dead.

This is goals? It’s an homage to silly putty.

Thanks, it’s just that I always see the same nature-documentary scene behind my eyelids whenever I watch her questioning anyone: teeth locked, low snarls, stuffing flying everywhere...! I too look forward to watching her work in the upcoming 4 years.

Bonus: the first one isn’t guy-centric but here’s the prior two covers in the arc, which is specifically about an Asian-American characters team-up:

As a longtime ally, I fucking love your goddamn community, too.

As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

She is such a wolverine! Once she got her teeth latched onto his throat, she shook him like a Beanie Baby until the referee rang the bell.

What most people who don’t live here don’t know is that the Mall is used as sports fields nearly year round. It is quite majestic to kick a ball, catch a football or swing a bat and have the Capitol on one side of you and the Washington Monument on the other. The areas all around the base of the Washington Monument…

Have fun with a cover of Totally Awesome Hulk #17 (L-R: Jimmy Woo, Amadeus Cho, Jake Oh), not sure who if anyone modeled for them:

Does...anyone in Michigan actually like her? I know some Michigan transplants where I live and they all make a noise like they’re being forced to drink orange juice after brushing their teeth whenever her name is mentioned. It’s a little surprising to me because those same Michigan transplants are themselves fairly…

Betsy Devos and her family are hilariously evil

My mother taught for a charter school for years. She saw all manner of incompetence, apathy, and greed that shortchanged her students and denied them the education they deserved. She quit to become a tutor, and she now believes that charter schools don’t work unless they’re more tightly regulated.

As a teacher, this, out of all of Trump’s horrific appointments, has stung the most. Imagine if this person and her family had donated that bribe money to public education what could have been accomplished.

Maxine Waters: Queen of the Southland, Mother of Draggin’s.

I looooved I Thee Dread, but I will say I sometimes kind of hate read for the inevitable comment thread that devolved into “well, I spent $10 to host my wedding on my potato farm where I fed my guests all of the spoiled potatoes and my cousin, the famous photographer, took pictures and anybody who spends more than…

I’m sick of unsolicited wedding advice.

That’s traditional at the baby shower, not the wedding. You celebrate the upcoming birth by eating a horse heart and them immolate your brother.

My New Year’s Eve wedding 3 years ago was awesome and fun. And my wedding planner features it every year on her Facebook page. Sorry if I sound like a braggy asshole. I am drunk and taking joy in whatever I can. 2016 can suck a big fat one.