And she helped usher in a whole new set of deaf and hearing impaired actors on Switched at Birth. I met her once and she was kind and gracious so fuck off Dump Truck.

THAT WOMAN IS A G D NATIONAL TREASURE BACK OFF DONALD WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE SHE WAS IN CHILDREN OF A LESSER GOD

Bette Midler and Glenn Close will be on Broadway at the same time. Once the diva prophecy is fulfilled, the demon mouth of Broadway will open and swallow Times Square back into the bowels of Earth in an apocalypse of flame and glitter.

A bowl of those cheap black combs would be perfect.

Necco candies for all Trumps!

They should have named it “Oreo sure you are not Muslim?”

I am pretty sure this thing where they put cookies inside cupcakes was invented in Kenya.

He’s making me feel bad that my birthday breakfast this week was not nearly as ambitious as his.

People. People should be horrified by this man. Gender, Sex, Race, Religion, Creed, or Calling shouldn’t insulate anyone from being nauseated by him.

I instantly sent it to my Law & Order obsessed mom.

Seriously who cares about anything else in this Twitter recap. Done. Finished.

I slow clapped when I read Ice T’s tweet...

I just tried liking Ice T’s tweet on Jezebel.

There are sexual assaults on every college campus in America. This isn’t an indication that UM has more sexual assaults than other schools. It’s an indication that they’re actually being reported at UM, and that the Title IX office wants the resources to be able to do their job.

I hope you are right. Every time I see that video from Rio I think “Al would definitely have leaked the tape if he got his hands on it.”

I hope Al leaked the tape. If so, he wins everything.

I bet Al Roker and the rest have already put all of Billy’s stuff in a box out on the curb.

I think my favorite thing about the old Star Wars EU was how all the other hutts thought Jabba was a pervy weirdo for finding human(oid) women attractive.

I don’t know why people are so upset by that conversation. Why, what Trump said called to mind one of the most romantic scenes in film history: