I adore him! Sometimes if I need cheering up I’ll watch those Titus Andromedon quote videos on YouTube. “Until recently I couldn’t even HAVE a dead husband so hashtag respect my journey!”

I have a quite tenuous one for you. One of my best friends is Edward Furlong’s uncle. I haven’t met him, but I’ll totally be able to go to the funeral if I want, and there’s a good chance I’ll be able to meet Natasha Lyonne there.

Just stopping by to leave my obligatory “I went to college with Tituss and kind of knew him” comment. (You’re awesome Tituss. I’m delighted for you and your well deserved success.)

I particularly loved his semi-recent rant against Reince Priebus and his improbable belief that he’ll have a place within the RNC if Trump loses.

This show is SO GOOD. Issa Rae is hilarious, and I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Oh you know Bill would have a little private corner of the garden to grow that sweet sweet cheeba. Now that DC has legalized it, he can fully enjoy it by finally inhaling (say what you will, the man was dedicated to half-confessions, regardless of how ridiculous they were).

I think Bill would totally get into gardening. I loved having a little vegetable garden when I was a kid.

I really hope that when Hilary wins Grandpa Bill hangs out in the garden with the grandkids as much as possible.

Glorious. The garden AND her speech.

Michelle Obama has earned far less credit than she should have for her nutrition campaign. If schools in all 50 states followed her recommendations, and simple recommendations like the avoidance of empty calories were followed by the average American, we’d save a trillion dollars in healthcare costs over the next…

A one Wuman show, if you will.

What are you talking about? All Asians are exactly the same! There’s no difference between Korea and China and Japan and ‘Nam!

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Demi Lovato is like that obnoxious friend of yours who says shitty things with absolutely no filter and when you call her out on it she just says she’s being *frank* and *honest*.

Here are my thoughts and hopes: Michelle is very intelligent and accomplished and has a genuine interest in doing good work on behalf of the public. She’s done great work in the past 8 years but I’m sure not as much as she would like to do, i.e. perhaps as a lawyer. Now that her husband’s presidency is coming to an…

I love the “Zero Fucks”Obamas.

To Donald Trump and Family, the GOP, and their supporters,

Two things:

She’s amazing and I’m truly going to miss her. What’s sad is that she’s saying things that are just basic, common fucking sense. Anyone with a working brain should understand that Trump isn’t fit to be President yet nearly half the country is considering voting for him.

I have to say I love that a black woman is basically inferring that a white man is angry and crazy. Way to subvertly dismantle the stereotype, Michelle.