As someone who will use the men’s bathroom when the line for the women’s is too long I can say with certainty that public facilities for either sex are pretty much equally disgusting. Let’s do away with bathroom gender an focus on a public campaign to shame people who pee all over the seat.

I have owned every type of copy of that movie (VHS, DVD, Blu Ray) and I am not excited about seeing the rock as the Jack Burton. There has to be someone better...

I think you must work for my old roommate.

That’s kind of where I am. I love Big Trouble, I love the Rock, I love Kurt Russell, I don’t know.

yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

Damnit, Kara, a dolphin is not a shark. Did you go to school in Texas or something?

Damn. All I had was school house rock. This is awesome. News you can dance to.

Kal Penn, I sympathise so fucking much. Like SO MUCH.

Therrrre’s the Yoko.

Yeah I remember my first joint, too...

which one is darth vader, the smaller black one or the big one? can’t tell, so similar

Looks like my new baby!

Can your dog and my dog be friends please?! Roo McClanahan loves belly rubs and giving bitches the side-eye...

i was gonna have her review SELFISH but she literally wouldn’t look at it

I’ve been urging Applebee’s to put bubble tea on the menu for months now, it wouldn’t be right to not offer it at Fluffington’s.

My approximate reaction to that name.

So simple. So brilliant. Now I need $100,000 and a clever name, and whatever else goes into a business and the American dream is miiinnnne!

I'm a recent cat convert, too! I think it's really about getting over the stereotypes about cats and finding one whose personality meshes well with yours. I often say that when I adopted my cat they gave me a teddy bear instead - she's ALWAYS with me, to the point where she sleeps on my chest while I'm lying in bed.…