“I’m flattered you wrote it, but it has no validity whatsoever.” Totally adorable!

Maybe we don’t, but we get GoodFEATHERS.

The fact that I just mumbled “nigga please” to that photo in front of my white step-child indicates that I concur. He is the WOOOORSSST.

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

The same kind of ridiculous person that, having named his previous daughters Dawn and Aurora then attempted to name his son Twilight. A well-aimed lamp from my grandma to my grandpa’s head shut that down. They named him Reuben.

Sorry if I’m hogging the comment section, but really the bigger scandal is that the Times ran an essay by her in the Sunday Opinion section to promote the book whose lead paragraph declares herself an anthropologist, describes her as “a writer and social researcher in New York” but still does not have an asterisk.

Stole that first name too...

I have been waiting for this ALL DAY.

Boy, this Lord of Light sure is awesome! What a great god to desire the death of children! He is all goodness! #whatthefuckwhy

I actually have a theory that she’s using Stannis to get to someone else...

Even when Melisandre was lighting the fire to kill Shireen the look on her face was like “wtf am I doing”

2) holy fuck jorah just fucking die already. no one likes you and also thanks for giving greyscale to everyone in meereen

A few things:

I had two bosses at Borders before I managed the place. One was legitimately insane and routinely threw books at me.

This kind of thing seems to happen a lot on the internet.

PLEASE TELL ME THE THEME WAS “CANDY MOUNTAIN, CHARLIE!”

I’ve been in the bathroom while he poops and vice versa....

I heard that if you peel a few bananas, freeze them (is good) and then whip them up in a blender they taste exactly like banana ice cream (without the guilt). Must try.

You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy: