Safe to assume she rocked that glass afterward. Ain’t it good to be the coach? :)

More stars! The puns!

On his view of Jesus:

I laughed, then cried a little inside at this comment. UGH Hollywood.

I legitimately snorted my water when I saw that carved into the boat. Amy Schumer is killing it this season.

As evidenced by the absurdity raining down on campus when the president spoke at my graduation in ‘09? Most definitely yes, this. Le sigh.

Niiiiiice! I’ve done weightlifting on and off over the years (looking to get back on and rejoin a gym this summer), and there are few things in the exercise world that I find more empowering than saying, “Yup, I leg-pressed twice my own body weight today.” Good luck! You’re gonna be awesome.

THANK YOU. Gahhh Tracy Anderson.

I fucking love that movie. So heartbreaking! So cute! and her hair? #obsession

Remember that our girl Gwynnie (also on her team — it’s not my fault that “My Father’s Daughter” is a hell of a cookbook and I use its fritatta recipe like twice weekly) can’t briskly walk away without her 2-lb handweights that Tracey REFUSES TO LET HER INCREASE. I can’t even with this “women shouldn’t lift weights”…

But really though. Remember when they protested the destruction of the old play structure by chaining themselves to it and singing protest songs? Damn. Awesome.

Your use of the Ashleys is perfection here, friend. True perfection. #recessforlife

Jenna Elfman? Story and details, please!

Agreed! So cute.

Yes a thousand times. My now-husband had a conference in Vegas a few years ago, and while he was wining and dining with folks in his field, I pretty much said, “Celine and I have a date. Peace out, homes.” And rolled to Caesar’s. #noregrets #shewasamazing #icriedduringmyheartwillgoon

This statement is A) Frightfully accurate, to the point that I just looked up clips from “The Wedding Planner” to confirm its obvious truth, and B) completely worth the caps lock.

more stars!

May I say that as a Notre Dame undergrad, I may have pulled up an armchair as they ran through LaFun my sophomore year. It was absurd and ridiculous and a group of the Zahmbies were in reindeer antlers pulling Santa Dong through the building. #notalldongs #itwasfun #imshamelessandcoolwithit

So ... you lived in Keenan?

Also, Kelly you’re the greatest! I make a beeline for your posts. Can a girl get out of the greys?