I could go on all day about this movie. Seeing it in that empty theater when I was still in high school. How it inspired my father to retire from his “Lumbergh” role at a large corporation and go into the nonprofit world. The paper-thin walls at the “Morningwood” apartment complex. 

I didn’t think someone could pull off both-sidesing this, and, well, I was right.

I remember when my husband first saw our baby. He had been kind of skittish about the whole thing (so was I-we were really young). The nurse said something like “hey Dad, come and see your baby.” He immediately went over and said “hi baby”. Another second passed and he started crying and repeating “hi baby! hi baby!”.…

Excellent fact: the closed captioned spells it with all those Ds, but ONLY after Gina decides that’s how many Ds are in it.

“That we’re still at a point where we have to pretend Trump became President because of anything other than racism, racism, a media culture that values ratings and profit over actually informing anyone on anything, a mistaken belief that “becoming rich” and “being smart” are one and the same, and racism is absurd and s…

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

You know you’re an asshole when the Nixon Foundation calls you out.

See, to me this is basically the story of their life for every woman who works in an office. I’ve seen this shit basically happen time and time again. It no longer angers me. It’s expected. It’s as predictable to me as July following June.

Photos of fast food piled on fancy trays and photos of trash overflowing wastebaskets in national parks should be the enduring visual legacy of the Trump administration.

Funniest response I’ve seen so far:

“Lumos!”

Seriously, you put President Camacho in this and it makes just as much sense.

Drumroll please!

Let me stop you right there: No one in politics should ever look silly.

Other issues that black people need to address:

He’ll be needing that straw now.

On a given morning not too long ago, the rest of the world disappeared and the house was left all alone. Its inhabitants were never sure whether the world was destroyed and only the house left untouched or whether the the house had somehow been taken away. And you’ll note that the people in the house have to…

I’m 35 god damn years old. This headline is entirely too young for me. Just came here to say this.