Wait... so they escorted him to his room to get his things? How do they use trespassing as an excuse after doing something like that?! He was obviously a paying guest at that point!

I was pulling for Boaty McBoatface.

Childhood: What a beautiful parallel universe, in which there is a Santa and there aren’t any Trump kids.

Kinda buried the lede there.

In the original Times post about this, they interviewed douchebag, and at every turn he offered explanations that confirmed (i) he is a gross misogynistic douchebag, and (ii) he has no idea.

Forgive me for this self-indulgent tangent, but I swear it has a point that ties into your question. One of the best things about my own past experiences, particularly when it comes to coming out as a gay man, as it forced me to really reexamine my own thoughts about sexuality, gender roles, stereotypes, etc. It’s…

I feel like there’s a piece of information missing from this story on the bank’s end.

Before the days of “reboot everything”, the big thing was “get Hanna Barbara to make a cartoon of it.”  

I don’t know why I find her request for a ribbon and ball for her kitty so touching. This is great.

Me as surprised as anyone by Gritty blowing up, but me always happy to see America embracing fellow Monster-American. 

I honestly have no idea if this is something he said, or if it’s a joke you made up to make fun of him. That’s the perpetual reality, and it’s giving me heart disease.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Donald Trump is the political equivalent of Zero Mostel, and his 2016 campaign is the political equivalent of “Springtime for Hitler”.

I wondered where Pam Poovey was working now.

I don’t know if this is disastrous so much as...bizarre. But when I was 20 I spent a year abroad in Germany. Unlike the rest of my cohort save one, my friend we will call Lana, I didn’t have the money to fly back to the US for the holidays and so I resigned myself to spending Christmas in Germany alone. Now Christmas…

I had a reverse of that. While in a rather serious conversation that would ultimately determine the course of both our lives, I spontaneously proposed to my wife while she was WASTED on two bottles of red wine. Her response was “wahht did you say? Fuck you. Fuck you.”

I remembered two more episodes from that party.

Hahaha, the best/worst thing about it was that she’d been making fun of his light-up deer for weeks because one had a broken antler, so he’d put up a sting of lights wrapped around a wire hanger rather than buying a new one. She tore out the hanger and hid it back in his bushes so he knew they weren’t just all knocked…

Haha, she remarried several years later, I actually made her and my step-dad dinner tonight. He’s wonderful, and she deserves him.

God, I despise this vile cretin with his stupid fucking schoolyard taunts.

I held my breath a bit after reading this headline, hoping that Curtis didn’t write something that would ruin my lifelong fandom for her. Glad to see that her response was thoughtful and appropriate (IMO), which is what I would expect of her. These days though, man, you just never know.