“45 year low in illegal immigration this year.”

While sane America has a dialogue about Trump and the racist racists who adore him, I’m left wondering where, exactly, is their red line for a sitting president, and if it even exists. Because we’ve driven long past the signs for Naziville, Misogyton, Pedoburg and Treasondale.

French women are cool girls who don’t care about infidelity.

Remember he’s dead? This is his own personal Hell. It’s a crossover with The Good Place.

I’m Indian and I can attest, the one thing white people are always telling me is that there simply aren’t enough Indians in the world. So yes, this tracks.

“General Ke-e-e-el-l-yyyyy”

A more erudite, articulate stable genius:

Why exactly is Jezebel promoting the Trump supporter who made the Meryl Streep posters?

Am I the only one who sees the Neighborhood as being very heavily influenced by The Village from The Prisoner? Has Michael Schur or- well, anyone- confirmed any influence?

As fun as it is watching a sentient sebaceous cyst and an amoral skin lesion take turns throwing one another underneath busloads of racist yokels, it’s more fun to spend a bomb cyclone with a giant sheepdog.

Posting to share a ridiculous derg picture. This is Max, who can’t figure out how feets normally work.

Nothing to add really. I just wanted my guy to feel included.

My dog is always smiling and hence makes me smile too. Whether I want to or not! I love her so much!!

They each think they’re the top but they’re both actually humping pillows.

I already pay for Netflix, but I still feel obligated to pirate this.

There’s a meme I’ve seen going around, something like:

Things from comics I will never question again:
“You mean everyone knew Krypton was going to explode and no one did anything about it?”
“They elected Lex Luther president?”

Megan Kelley is making 20 million dollars?

It’s touching that you think Trump knows about time zones.

No, he can’t. His belly is too large.

This commercial for Sandals is awfully dramatic.