Ok this is super rude to vaginas

When the sun throws just the right amount of shade

Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

How is this story about Chastain when front and center is a Woody Allen collaborator who professes not to care about his molestation charges, only his art?

Am I the only one let down by that ho-hum of a tree?

“Hello Mr Getty! This is the kidnappers! Do you miss your grandson?”

He got the palette right, but that’s the wrong crest. FITFY:

BANGCOCK

We go to Disney from time to time, and last year, I told the family that we were going to visit the Hall of Presidents while Obama was still the sitting president. Glad I went when I did.

They need to program all the other robots to facepalm/roll their eyes/cover their ears/fall dead once he starts talking. They are far too calm there in his company.

I choose to believe this is a thinly veiled FU.

We should be more concerned that the head of the FCC is working with the Daily Caller.

I wanna punch this guy in the face, break his nose, and drink his blood. He gives all of us Indians a bad name.

🎼Ding Dong The Pedo Lost!

It’s not ‘happiness’ I feel, but more of a sign of relief. Basically I feel like the OBGYN just told me ‘congrats, it’s not herpes’.

Donald Trump threw the full weight of the White House behind Moore.

He’ wont’ be reelected

“I”m not racist— I have minorities who work for me.”

And in that moment I realized that majority of woman probably wake up every morning trying to fit in a stereotype that society/socialmedia/fashion etc imposed

I don’t give a single fuck about Ed Sheeran (whoever the fuck this guy is) or the royal family and their asinine rules for decorum. Why does anyone care about any of this? This stupid man has dumbfuck rules about handshakes? What for? Spoiler alert, people, this asshole and his family is not better than you or me. Why…