Thank GOD that Scarlett got her justice. Could hardly sleep over this, personally.

They literally - literally - named a character “Twink”.... I mean.. as a Bi guy, I join you in your embarrassment.

He’s a hardened gang member, do you really expect him to respect our laws?

Or as my kid puts it, “if pink is female and blue is male, I’m green.  Or purple, sometimes.”

That’s not even his real hat.

Who? This article assumes we know who Scott Rudin is, what he does, and where those employees were employed.

Sorry, you are incorrect. He is obviously saying he has mastered the art of sleep to such an extent that people believe he is indeed, raping and pillaging said sleep due to his utmost skill at said activity.

I wish I was 10% as confident as she was during her testimony in my daily life. Must be nice to be that oblivious but so sure that your bullshit is straight fire.

Anyway, here’s Elizabeth Warren, steadfast in her resolution to always have an actionable if increasingly ineffective plan

Simply cast Travolta and Cage again but in the opposite roles.

Canceling on such short notice? That’s...

He’s *painfully* handsome in this movie.

Weirdly enough, I think Christopher Plummer in this was one of my early movie crushes.

I don’t know who she is either, but I don’t care enough to google. Someone should invent a word for that

*tongue click*

Hello, I’m Wisconsin Holmes and I’m here to pilfer your artifacts. 

She sails off the edge of the planet and finds 4 elephants standing on a giant turtle. The End.

She sails off the edge of the planet, silly.

Well, better than the screen getting all wavy and we see a top down view of Hodor waking up, realizing it was all a dream and then laughing, “HAHAHA HODOR!”.