“She’s a very nice lady, and only sometimes eats whole live pinky mice for lunch.”

I think it’s like how failing male-owned businesses (ahem, Cheeto Hitler!) keep getting financing from banks, and being loaned money for additional businesses. Money begets money begets money....

My dad refused and refuses to change a diaper. A diaper. Not a nuclear bomb.

The rest of us know who Pam Adlon is, dumbass.

“Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.”

Its not just you. Sexual assault is about power and so is this non-apology apology. Its like he locked the internet in a room with him and made us all watch him verbally jerk himself off.

Man, if anywhere was going to have a magical bulletproof blanket of thoughts and prayers, it’d be a church on Sunday morning. I’m starting to get the sense that maybe those thoughts and prayers aren’t working as intended.

I’m a black, disabled, queer woman from the south and I don’t resent a fucking to-the-manor-born journalist one bit. He hasn’t taken a thing from me and, with this gig, has given so very much back to me. Hush.

What happened to “Cuts Cuts Cuts?” I was really looking forward to Paul Ryan trying not to sigh every time he had to say it.

Generic Life advice:

Is it just me, but as soon as I heard the Jeremy Piven news, I was totally on board, “like yeah, he did that shit.”

I can’t fathom how people can set aside their obvious disgust of a person and work WITH them to get them elected.

As Ta-Nehasi Coates was reminding people on twitter: 3/5s of a person was already a compromise. Missouri was a compromise. Lincoln’s election platform was a compromise. The road to the civil war was paved in compromises that never managed to be enough for the slaveholders of the south.

To be fair, a teacher who enjoys bringing science to young kids is the scariest thing Betsy could imagine.

Don’t do it. I brought a bottle of champagne to my brother’s house on election night to celebrate the first woman becoming president, and look where that got us.

To paraphrase a guy in the HuffPo comments section, “I’ve been very very gay. I’ve been very very drunk. Neither has ever resulted in me making a move on a 14 year-old.”

When the Kevin Clash (Elmo) story broke a few years ago, there were people actively making the claim (as I’m sure there still will be in some corners) that it’s just different when it comes to gay men and adolescent gay boys. As the rationalization goes, having a kind of gay mentor/guide can be very helpful to young…

I enjoy that Kristen Bell’s daughter made her dress up as Elsa, instead of Bell’s character. Kids are so great at casual evisceration of your ego.

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

Of course you'd say that; you have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter!