What is very funny to me, as a sicko feminist lib, is that literally every member of this family is such a little crybaby! Maybe if they could win things or get money without doing so many crimes, their lives wouldn’t be so very hard? Just a thought!

Donnie Two Scoops....brilliant. I mean, we’re fucked. But I like it.

Well, serves the Qatari right for not using his hotel for their celebrations and moving their airline’s offices out of Trump Tower. I mean, the Saudis paid him, so of course he took their side.

“Looking forward to the D-Day invasion of Normandy tomorrow! #MAGA”

So... I did something today.

“Hey, he likes black women, he can’t possibly be racist!”

Let’s never forget that a few years ago Wayne Brady said he would beat Maher’s ass in public if he saw that man.

As a Black person, FUCK NOPE. Black pain isn’t here for comedians to get a laugh from. What the fuck.

Or reading literature. My English teacher had an entire class discussion about whether or not people should censor the n-word in Huckleberry Finn. She was against censoring it because she said the book clearly depicts how terrible the true meaning of the word is and changing it to something else would take away from…

Ok, as a Disney person, there is an apartment in Disneyland, called the Disney Dream Suite, that VIPs and Disney big-wigs can stay at, that does have all sorts of cool, magical things that happen like twinkling star lights over the bathtub and pictures that come to life. So it sounds like Rebel got to stay in the…

I just walked around the office showing my co-workers this.

This strikes me as extremely extra, just since Girl Scouts have been making edible fires for a loooong time without creating an inedible roof-of-mouth-stabbing mess: http://scoutingweb.com/scoutingweb/subpages/ediblefire.htm

This is just another thing that we are expected to do to be hip, fun, and perfect. The whole point is to make others feel shitty that they aren’t creative enough or have time for it. Well I call B.S. When I mix up a batch of sugar cookies, it’s like heaven to my family. Truly this shit needs to stop.

The worst thing I’ve seen in this category is probably this shit:

I was with you until you described gummy bears as “shit candy.” YOUR OPINION IS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

OMG, like they’re adorable...for a photoshoot. But that’s about it.

Nigel Farage responds to FBI inquiry in the dignified manner he is famous for:

And it usually tastes bad! Most importantly.

If a TV channel is copying the shot sequence chosen by a gelatin-jockey blogger with presumably zero film expertise, they deserve to lose. They also deserve to lose because they are the Food Network.

 And she deserves to win because one day she will make the enormous gelatin balloon which will take me away from this…

I am spreading this story as far as I can because HOLY SHIT do these people remind me of the Spellngs, as you laid it out so nicely.