Wind Chill is 9 below and I was thinking about making a nice plate of creamed tuna on toast...now not so much. I don't think I could ever stomach sugar on it.

My wife saw a friend doing it, and came back from a visit to her hometown and wanted to play that game with our server at one of our regular restaurants. I was embarrassed, and eventually infuriated.

Delta has been a pleasure whenever I have flown them. Great service, flights were on time and I guess they can't lose my luggage because I never check anything.

okay, the McRib can be a guilty pleasure under the correct circumstances. The pork must be of fairly recent vintage, and not been setting in a hotel pan in the walkin for 4-5 days festering in watery goopsauce. You get one of these right off the grill, outside of texture issues, they can taste pretty amazing.

This is wonderful! If we could just replace the people in campaign ads with dogs as well.

Thank you once again for what has become my Monday must read! All Hail BCO

Why do people enable these crazies by frequenting their restaurant? "Hey, lets go to Amy's and see how she loses her shit today?''

This woman is a national treasure.

Working with adult patients at times, I hear all kinds of names for the vagina, vulva and urethra. I will always use the proper term, but for example an 87 year old lady told me, "When I potty, it makes my gob feel funny. I think back to my mother english upbringing and wonder how pottying makes her mouth feel funny,…

Did you read my mind about what I think would sound awesome on a burger right now?

Did you read my mind about what I think would sound awesome on a burger right now?

Did you read my mind about what I think would sound awesome on a burger right now?

Did you read my mind about what I think would sound awesome on a burger right now?