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It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

A bench is certainly a good symbol for someone who spent most of his career as a DH.

Give that man a HI V.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

Banana cream. But really all of them.

Fuck off.

Fortunately, this is the NBA we’re talking about, so he’s got something like eight months to rest up before the conference finals get started.

Incidentally, he got smoked.

Bouwmeester and Petrangelo are turds. Pretty good hockey turds, but still turds. I hate turds.

And instead of dropping his stick immediately upon the impediment, he did the time-honored Blues tradition of overplaying the “interference” to get a penalty or whatever. Too bad for him it was his own man.

Your old ass sounds surprisingly like a millennial with your all about you complaint

Haha sure buddy. Nobody watched both the Penguins and Blackhawks games tonight.

I guess I’m one of those 20 then.

Correct. A hockey analyst on TV complaining about the optimization of viewership is just unbelievably dumb.

“An 8:42 start serves who?”

You know you can expect a 5000 word think piece from King on how Springsteen is more transcendent, and that Prince’s death shouldn’t overshadow the good that the Vikings are doing to turn their season around.

No, I write about the Sharks just for the clicks.

The Blues might best the Blackhawks this year, but there’s no way they’ll win a cup if they go full goon squad with this hit-first mentality. Getting that many hits means the opponent always has the puck which usually doesn’t translate to wins.