I hate when announcers try to get cute during broadcasts. Just tell us what’s going on, UNC guys, and save your hilarious Hawk Harrelson impression for a more appropriate time.

If you take it as an argument for voting for Clinton in the primary? It’s shitty.

What McSorley did was quite a bit more egregious than this

This will end poorly.

Considering they were down double digits with under a minute to go, the phrase “We played the right way, even (?) at the end” reminds of Baldrick’s cunning plan to remedy the low ceilings at his mother’s house by cutting her head off.

This is such bullshit.

I am shocked - SHOCKED - that John Fox and his staff weren’t able to find a good use for a quality player and got rid of him rather than use him in his true capacity.

That’s the fastest 5 seconds I’ve ever seen called in an NBA game. I’m figuring the ref, like many of us, couldn’t take one more moment listening to Drake.

Pretty sure Snyder will build outside the Beltway in Virginia because that’s where the racists season ticket holders are.

Two years ago, I went through the bracket, round by round, and asked my (incredibly dopey, yet cute) dog which team he liked in each matchup. He won my friend group bracket pool by a wide margin.

Be sure to make time to smear Peyton’s accuser as well, CBS

http://www.si.com/vault/1994/09/…

I think this rant actually qualifies as three delegates for Donald Trump.

You should know I’ve started listening obsessively to McNeil’s show on the Drive, hoping against all hope that one day, he’ll yell Ramblin Grimace and I can finally leap back home. But alas, I’m stuck here in the past...

Gawker Media Union wrote a diversity committee into its collective bargaining agreement. It was ratified this week.

“TL;DR”

Get real. If you can’t appreciate a great play like this, of this absurd reaction and perfect stick placement - the details of which are only apparent when slowed down to 1 fps - then there’s something wrong with you, not hockey.

Hey, the game is not for you. And that’s okay. Nobody says you have to like it. If you look at a tape of one of the most incredible saves a goalie will ever make and say ‘This is everything wrong with hockey’ then the game is not for you. May I suggest golf? It has a much slower pace and it’s pretty easy to tell…

I’m also unclear why I would’ve had to get off the couch to blog this.