Dave Portnoy is the real life equivalent of Dennis Reynolds.

Went to St. Louis for the first time in March, and can confirm it is indeed a shithole. It’s like the city has died and no one realizes it yet. 

How Trump voters can simultaneously bitch about unions and lament the disappearance of well-paying jobs that only existed due to those same unions never ceases to both amaze and depress me.

Never forget...

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

Maybe it was for personal use- you know- like when you buy the 5 lb jar of peanut butter at Costco...

I did not understand what the hell Collinsworth was talking about on Philly’s last touchdown. The guy tucked the ball and took at least one, maybe two, steps. He was a runner at that point.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

In the clip above, Stewart is asked about how he reacted to the revelations and C.K.’s admittance of guilt, and says he was “stunned.”

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

C’mon man, you saw all those hits he took last year? He don’t remember shit.

My point isn’t “Keep up the sports babe programming.” It is that on top of all those (true) qualities that you mentioned, she’s very attractive, which is a positive trait for a TV personality. That was one reason why I initially gave Garbage Time a spot in my DVR rotation, which I later came to appreciate for its…

She’s also quite pretty, which would help promote the show, at least in the beginning.

Thankfully none of the Lions fans had to witness this because they all left Ford Field before the game started after seeing a couple of players kneel during the national anthem.

I THINK INTERRACIAL MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL PER LOVING v. VIRGINIA (1967) [arena burned to the ground]

Similar thing happened to Gilles Gilbert and ended his career, except he became allergic to the ice. He’s not the only one to retire due to skin conditions developed during his career either.

How dare you not include “bigly”! It’s perfectly cromulent!

I hate it when my co-workers say I fart at my desk just because I happen to fart at my desk all the time.

“What’s a conference final, eh?”