What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

I’m familiar with almost 0% of the “accomplishments” listed on that card.

*drops mic*

I like that you seem to painting this guy as the Donald Trump of nu metal.

Because clearly the best thing to do when you’re a flash in the pan nu-metal band on the tail-end of relevancy is to go out and piss off the only group of people still willing to give you their money.

Umm... yea. Nobody is reading past that first sentence you typed there without giggling.

No way Greg Abbott is going to be able to walk that one back

Great album.

Numbers 1 - 5 For me.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Jesus fucking christ is this article for real

The Cubs went 5-3 in those 8 games, a winning percentage higher than they achieved over the length of the season. They may have won another game or two with Bryant. They may not have. The argument that they may have cost themselves home field in this WC game is purely hypothetical. And, in any case, the Cubs were only…

Hyde Park will be okay (due to the private police force).

In hindsight, “PlausibleDeniability” did seem like a really weird promo code.

ISIS does have a team. They go by the Cardinals.

here’s a good one to start with