Somebody is going to have to explain to me one day why these nerds can lose money on their game but I can’t play online poker.

They did get Jason Whitlock to sign up because of that last promo code.

The Chicago Bears would like to contest your assertion that the Texans have the worst playing surface in the league

I’m a 49er fan, and I want his team to lose every game 38-0 because Jed York fired Jim Harbaugh (then tried to BS about it) and replaced him with a doormat salesman.

I’m not a 49ers fan, but I want so badly for Jim Tomsula to inexplicably win every game he coaches because I look at his story, his oddjobs, his demeanor, the fact that he’s had to sleep in his car and how he responded to Aldon Smith’s release and I see someone who legitimately deserves to have good things…

Yea, how dare Colbert not take him to the cleaners when he’s talking about his dead son?

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

Personally, I prefer just to wing it.

#NiceNipples

I can’t decide what I like better - the twitter username-comment synergy, or the apparent self-acknowledgment of a scorching hot take at the end.

I don’t know that I fundamentally agree with the premise here but I definitely tuned out from the Daily Show over the last few years and, to some extent, I think Stewart did too. There were really only so many times I could watch a clip of a Conservative politician or Fox News host say something stupid and have…

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

Man, I’m all over sharing YouTube clips on Deadspin today. Did you know there are Ventura/Ryan fight truthers who believe Ventura won the fight?

Shoulda been you, Hulkster.

The view is great and all, but I wouldn’t want to be up there regardless, just in case Josh Hamilton ever tries to toss me a baseball.

The lowest point of his life was in January 2008.

Better idea: cancel the game itself. Have the Derby tomorrow night to determine who gets home-field for the World Series.

True story. I got pulled over on the night before my wedding. I was just moving the car from the bar to my hotel parking lot about 400 feet away in a sleepy New York town.