The Clippers are Ike, and DeAndre is Tina.

I’ve seen some old matches when Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse the Body Ventura would commentate and they always kept a natural flow to every match. Even in those days when they were directed to keep everything kayfabe, they could always spin a great tale during a match and helped the in ring psychology with witty banter,…

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

We’re never going to get this team to fucking go away.

“I had sex hundreds of times in prison...my wife came on dozens”

But not the immediate center help Anisimov offers. He can step in at 2c and give Teuvo more time on the 3rd line with protected minutes. Still, I have no idea what the Sharp offers were last week, but I wonder if Bowman will kick himself for not just dumping Sharp and making sure he could clear space for Saad.

Wow call your PARENTS because those are bargain BASEMENT prices.

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Blatter.

(X) You are Tim Tebow.

(X) You’re black.

(X) You have consistently failed to pay the Club's fart tax and remain delinquent.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Muphry’s Law.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

What is remarkable about this team, I think, and what has been the case since 2009 has been that they have a remarkable difficulty level of losing. The only time I have seen them park the bus on an elimination game was in 2012, and that was after 5 straight overtime games. Every other time someone, whether it was…

Usually it’s golden retrievers, not state warriors, that make red rockets hard to watch.

The lineup changes were disastrous because he moved Shaw to 3C and Desjardins to 4C and they combined for 33% at the dot, mostly against Getzlaf. He put Desjardins out against Getzlaf in the defensive zone and that resulted in the 2nd goal. Not sure why Toews was not out there against Getzlaf as he has played well…

Are you trying to imply that these Ducks possess great and impressive power or strength?

Coke came out my nose.