Hey, sometimes the dumbest solutions are the dumbest.

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I always think of Toews as the NHL’s Bret Hart

No one is “Too good to hate.” This is the internet, everyone hates everything.

Raiden?

Absolutely deplorable. I mean, what parent would force their child to attend an AFL game?

has earned the Arena Football equivalent of being waived

Imagine if Michael Jordan was still on the Bulls with D-Rose!

Wrong, here’s the real list:

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

So Rosencrans gets a response that’s equal parts guilt & stern.

“Looks fine to me!” - Andy Reid

Ugh. All the fucking Ramones look the same.

self-righteous white people arguing about what is and isn’t racist is the best.

So a play on words is racist?

ANOTHER white person fucking up by wearing black face? How aboriginal.

Smarmy commenter mistakes what's clearly marked as an advertisement for something Deadspin had any involvement with. Ironic.