I hope you get fucking murdered.

Guys, this is very Syri-ous.










Lol, we’re all gonna die.

You sick fuck.

NOPE. And fuck you for thinking we’ll forget what he did.

No, fuck that piece of shit. I hope he gets fucking shot.

I was home for Thanksgiving. I come from a family of Irish-Catholic Democrats, but the hate for Hillary runs deep. My dad was *still* agonizing over voting for Hillary weeks after the election. I told him, “Dad, it doesn’t fucking matter how much you didn’t like voting for her. We have Trump.”

The next iPhone update had better have a fucking guninmouth emoji.

I’m visiting my folks for the holiday. My dad was hemming and hawing, upset that he voted for Hillary because he’s never really trusted her. He obviously hates Trump, so I tried to refocus.

I told him, “It doesn’t fucking matter any more. Hillary doesn’t matter. We have Trump now.”

You deserve everything that happens under President Trump.

I think it’s safe to say that Rebecca Mystique > Jennifer Mystique

Particularly when you’re murdering a black kid in cold blood.

Rich Juzwiak? He’s a fucking self-involved douchebag.

You literally don’t know what I look like. TRY HARDER.

Get fucked, Locomotive.

You go away, bitch.

ugh