the pedantry is strong with this one

“Bespoke” I fucking hate that word

All you need to play MGS is smoke grenades, thermal goggles, a tranquilizer pistol, and pornography.

This generation harbored some of the least well made BMW’s of all time. Almost $18k for one with the absolute worst iteration of iDrive is fucking nonsense, regardless of it being a 5spd longroof unicorn.

That 5cyl sounds good, too

Good thing that music was playing, I didn’t want to hear the car at all anyway

The Phantom Tane

I didn’t even know they still made a 5-Series longroof. Thanks, Obama.

my peoples are fresh as hell

As an employee in sales for my local BMW dealership, I am dismayed to hear this news first from an auto blog.

The whole thing is decent except for the interior mods.

My condolences; this made me sadder than I expected to become.

am i the only one who sees something here

oh god damnit,

Good lord, where the hell is there a car dealership that looks like that?

Timeless hotness

Child Of Eden was a disappointment by comparison

He could not have landed more perfectly; transmitted the impact to forward motion with ease

I re - got back into it less than a month ago and I’m having a hell of a lot of fun leveling a new toon. Some of the mechanics have been tweaked and leveling made easier that it’s not going to alienate any new players. Actually so much had been tweaked that it alienated me as an old player; I had to start a new toon…

Actually I literally just got done making a 6 hour round trip in a new 328i (gas), and doing between 75-90mph with a heavy passenger and a bunch of crap in the trunk I averaged 36mpg. I suspect totally empty with just a driver doing 60mph on a level surface for long enough it’d easily tip over 40mpg. It’s the 8-speed…