It’s a tossup between my typewriter and wii fit balance board

I feel like Battles is saying to themselves “why didn’t they contact us instead”

the pedantry is strong with this one

PS4 IS BETTER THAN XBONE

Haven’t they done this for years? or was it just steering force. Also I know BMW does this, so big whoop, but sure ford is more affordable.

“Bespoke” I fucking hate that word

I’m not a big whiskey guy, but someone made me try some Ardbeg once and I have to wonder if microgravity actuallyl had any effect on the flavor at all? or if the tastetesters had never had Ardbeg before? ‘cuz it sounds pretty spot on [read: curiously unpleasant] to me.

Fuck-yeah, acoustic imaging!

All you need to play MGS is smoke grenades, thermal goggles, a tranquilizer pistol, and pornography.

JUST ONE PEBBLE

Time to put some sand in the oven

I’m sure someone’s going to have a taste.

This generation harbored some of the least well made BMW’s of all time. Almost $18k for one with the absolute worst iteration of iDrive is fucking nonsense, regardless of it being a 5spd longroof unicorn.

That 5cyl sounds good, too

FLAC is all well and good but I actually like to pay for substantial physical copies of my favorite bands’ music; it makes it much more personal.

Good thing that music was playing, I didn’t want to hear the car at all anyway

The Phantom Tane

I didn’t even know they still made a 5-Series longroof. Thanks, Obama.

my peoples are fresh as hell