Um, can you correct this. Racist Reporter gets himself fired for comparing Michelle Obama to an ape.

Ansel Elgort's a nice looking boy. But so fucking basic, it hurts me to look at him.

I'm guessing he's alive because a brain is required to have brain injury.

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Amber Rose fucking gets me.

You definitely want cash. Credit cards and any other electronic payment option (including ATMs to access cash) will be useless if the electric grid or telecommunications networks go down. Cash will be king when shit REALLY hits the fan, until the point that all currency is useless and only your hardcore survival…

Things You Should Have In Your Closet By The Time You Are 30:

I thought it was very disappointing. As a member of both the media and as a huge Bjork fan, I really felt as if the exhibit was a cursory exploration of the woman and the artist. There were absolutely zero video interviews on her process or perspectives of her work, and seemed to be propped up solely on her…

no such thing as "too old" for teen anthems tbh

adultosaur is presently putting together her anti-Spotify manifesto. 75,000 words, no capital letters.

Is it weird that I read this item as:

And, reminder, this is a season blessedly free of Larry.

Can we get rid of her supposed best friend too? I hated her, and not in a 'I love to hate her' kind of way, but in a 'oh my God in a show about criminals you are the worst kind of person' kind of way.

Now all they need to do is get rid of Piper.

When I was in high school, I wrote an entire play about my boyfriend dumping me. For whatever reason, the drama teacher thought it would be a good idea to put that piece of shit on stage.

I still cringe with embarrassment when I think about it, and it's been well over a decade.

Taylor. Katy. Learn from my mistakes. Cut…

When I was 17, I was very materialistic and ESPRITual.

Following that logic, I should have thermodynamics equations tattooed on me somewhere.

give it 15 years and when they're finally irrelevant, E! can broker a deal for "Kardashians: The Therapy Years" (hipaa compliance be damned)

You just eloquently articulated my exact same feelings regarding them.

I would seriously love to read a psychological profile & interview of every member of that family. I'd be reeeaaaallllyyyy interested to know what they think about how the world works, how other people live, stuff like that. It would be enlightening to say the very least.