I realize that racism and discrimination are still alive, and just as hateful and deadly as they ever have been.

I feel like it's been more than a year, honestly. WTF.

I say "Joefia." But you can say Mangangara.

Drake is not bored. He simply dropped his cell phone in Nicki's formidable bum-crevice and is wondering how to retrieve it.

I like how she also admitted she gets "the tiniest sprinkle of Botox twice a year."

I feel like I'm back in high school. Where is the slam book? Did Solange demand the other half of her friendship mizpah back from Beyoncé? Who will have to move to another lunch table?

I can barely make sense out of this bullshit anymore.

First of all, she was hitting and kicking him. She was trying to beat him up even if she didn't succeed.

Where in Paris is the wedding?

It's. So. Pretentious.... it could be covered withs cats and laser beams and I would still hate it.

"Details upon arrival"

I seem to recall that Americans getting married in France is kind of a hassle if you don't have French citizenship. Maybe Kanye has some kind of residency, maybe this is a non-binding ceremony and they'll do the legal stuff stateside or maybe the French don't give a fuck once someone is rich enough, I dunno.

Re Naya Rivera: If by somebody you mean Lea Michelle.

It's amazing that anyone would want to be photographed with Lavigne. Granted, I've never been to Brazil, but I assumed they had a 6 hour time difference. I didn't realize it was 2002 down there.

Brilliant. And as with all good humor, it has a lot of truth to it. Especially on Jezebel. I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE THE BEYGENCY!

I'm going to have to vote for "King Joffrey of Pop."

I don't know what Kool Aid Lilly Allen drank but since she's been back she's been majorly hating on any women who are more successful than she is.

this is the most important photo of all time why is it not front and center

The body language in this photo is magnificent.

Yes, but you're not handed the sonogram to take home if you're planning on aborting.