I'M PRETTY FUCKING STOKED, HOW ABOUT YOU?!?!?!

How.Dare.You.

Ultimately, yes, I feel bad for the owner. It's not fair to her. But initially I want to cheer good intentions and public statements of "Fuck the patriarchy"

Easy.

It's silly to argue that Beyonce isn't a feminist. She's obviously breaking barriers and doing what she wants as far as her career is concerned. I suppose it's fair to debate her "type" of feminism, or how her music relates to it, but at least give credit where it's due. That's a pretty big deal to be the first woman…

Wait, as a white woman...I'm confused how Bey is not a feminist? Will someone tell me this argument so I can contradict it to fellow white women in the future?

I'm so here for Beyonce and this new album. I was nervous after how "4" didn't do so hot (well at least in comparison to her past albums) that she would revert back to club banger and what not. So pleasantly surprised and happy with the growth she's showing on this new album. What I'm not here for? Jealous ass white…

But I thought rape culture was supposed to be a myth!

Correct. Can we pretend that this book never existed, and instead make the article about how great the Hannibal TV series is? Gillian Anderson and Gina Torres killed it in their roles there.

Think she's going to include some original recipes?

"An "express line" at coffee shops for people who just want plain coffee. Just plain. No milk. Just plain. Just a cup of plain coffee."

Oh, no, no, no. Don't insult the 19-year-olds. Thankfully they're not all as dumb as you, Miley.

It's important here to note the difference in "can't" and "shouldn't."

Jeeze and I thought I was a terrible parent for letting my daughter eat Ritz crackers for breakfast while watching My Little Pony everyday for a week.

Snarking on Nigella Lawson? Really? Can we not?

But so so sexist. I stood up and cheered but then as soon as he went all "she's mine!" on Fitz I sat back down...

That showdown between Papa Pope and Fitz last night was EVERYTHING. I just fell out. Joe Morton is the man. Period.

Most tragic part of the whole episode? James sold his soul to the devil. He made a deal. Cyrus has corrupted him. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!