Take a shot.

ok, who is that guy?

"Come on people, we already brought back measles, if we put in enough effort and keep spreading scientifically inaccurate information, we can also bring back polio!!"

We need to start a petition... and it also involves thumbtacks.. I CAN'T DIE WITHOUT KNOWING THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, Chirs Brown wanted to include his tour as community service, the judge obviously said no, but Lindsay can?? i need a lawyer to explain me this as if i were a five year old.

Partying, drinking, smoking all night... Also, Drugs.

Donna is EVERYTHING!!

You can begin from the new season, (begins TONIGHT on USA Network) but you'll understand all the situation better if you begin the series, and trust me, is incredibly addictive and it is mainly because of the interaction between the characters.

DONNAAAAAAAAAAA

Tell her that we understand her paranoia since she was hacked, but this is getting out of hand.

My bet is on Katy... this is all part of her super bowl performance

Do you want me to send the paramedics to your house after they leave mine?

She Out-bieb Bieber

My Older sister's Best Friend, on a summer vacation, and what was meant to be a summer fling, turned into a bizarre enemies with benefits situation (i hated her, which somehow made it more interesting) until i discovered she was engaged. on the paper.

I feel sick every time i watch someone trying to defend rapists (because that is what she is doing... she is defending rapists) and failing so miserably, so if someone rapes you is just bad manners? something akin to dropping your drink in someone else's clothes? so you just apologize and keep on talking? and what…

You forgot to mention the worst part, that she has (or had?) a newspaper column.

Ok, thanks for the story, i felt gross out during most of it, but then i laughed... so, i don't know what that says about me.

Mark, stop destroying my imaginary life, please, stop.

So, according to this list, i'll have to find another name for Cat-Nation, my shelter for cats... i'll have to change the coats of arms and everything...NOOOOOOO

If you watch the Daniel Radcliffe movie "What If.." you get a cool correction of that word... (whether is true or not) and a cool romantic comedy.