For cars, we’re allowed to start practicing under supervision at 16, but we can’t get the actual license until 18.

Earth.

North American. It isn’t spreading, Canada was in it from the beginning. Mexico, too.

I saw a yellow one of these about 4 years ago in phoenix in the parking lot of a spring training game. The thing was as mint as if it just rolled out of the dealer or a portal in the space-time continuum to the Reagan administration.

Fixed it for you

My toaster emblazons the visage of Hello Kitty on my bread.

The link for Japan Rubber Weekly in the article was completely different from what I expected.

The only thing that would make this better is if they paired up with one of those companies to make tires that smoke pink when doing a burnout.

I’d only want them if they leave Hello Kitty prints in the sand/mud.

*Charlize’s cornrows * Hold my beer.

My wife pointed out to me that the class of submarine they show in the movie is the Russian Akula class. They literally jump the shark (akula in Russian) right there in the trailer.

*Producer* Hey I want to do a spinoff with the white guy from The Fate of the Furious

where the hell did he think he was going to swim to, Bermuda??

Bermuda, Bahamas, come on, pretty mama.