Haha. It was your choice to read and comment. Gotcha!

You should consider bariatric surgery.

FYI, Michelle is FIFA-approved PR/crisis management bot. No human intervention is necessary — or permitted.

He forgot it wasn’t severe.

hahahaaaa! Nothing eludes the watchful eye of Fox 25.

“Charities” are bound to appear in an indictment sooner or later. Apart from the ingrained American tendency to assume any charity really is serving the public interest in some way, the law affords them favored tax status and other legal advantages. It is inconceivable that they did not figure into the FIFA payoff…

Run red light + cause injury = vehicular assault.

Blimey, I’m stumped.

He was pretty good on Family Guy.

No, no, that’s not it. You had to be 18 to get in.

Hmm. Classic Moskovitz? Got some other examples?

Got time for an update?

Still speechless, I imagine.

Sorry, but FIFA bylaws require that you ask in German for subtitles.

I’m sorry. Please do apply the happy meal formula to religion.

Huh?

Yep.

Exactly. Seems pretty obvious, right?

Jesus.... You’re a good writer and a good journalist. So why are you backing off your initial simple, honest, easily-digested report in favor of some tall tale that tries to deflect blame toward the feet of Col. Sanders? Be a man and crap your drawers right now, wherever you are, as penance.

Please do.