On Commissioner Turdell's Outside the Box watch list:

Hmm..... I don't taste spit.

Uh, yeah.

Uh... you meant Unabomber, eh?

Have you tried Imperial Crooked Tree? Yum.

Haha, a huge chunk of those "Michiganders" getting all Duke-ish (or Princeton-ish, Dartmouth-ish, Stanford-ish, University of Phoenix-ish) and rubbing you itchy are trust fund kids from out east who were unable to successfully milk their legacy connections to an eastern school through a Dutch uncle or godfather, etc,…

I would be happy to check for your Dark Horse mug next time I'm there. For better or worse, I live fairly close by. What's your mug # ?

Spot on (though Blue Moon may have a little more flavor and, as a general proposition, there's nothing wrong with taking a day off work to drink beer).