Do I look like I leave the house to you, motherfucker?!

(On the wait list on Overdrive!)

This was so powerful. Just seeing so many survivors of Nasser’s together on stage made me cry.

It drives me nuts no one calls them out directly on that shit. Obvious, indisputable acts. It happened yesterday in that softball interview of Trump on CBS. You have him going “no collusion” and “witch hunt”, why not bring up the Trump Tower meeting and challenge him with that collusion. Every single person that isn’t…

“Ron Weasley actor”

IS IT REALLY

It’s the Google Home’s startup sound.

Carrot Top is a conspicuous omission from this list.

Ryan Stiles kills me.  He is so good at it. 

Couldn’t agree more.  A woman who was teens and 20s in the 50's and 60's at ground zero of racist rednecks?  I would bet there isn’t a person alive that could Intimidate her.  It kills me that a woman who rose from “nothing” had a boot on her neck every time she tried to stand up, and still managed to rise to the…

Eh, I like it. They’re kind of superhumanly good at improv— REGULAR improv is terrible (hot takes r us!), so the fact that it’s amusing is kind of a huge feat.

I agree in general, but I am always fascinated by how quick their minds are.  I mean, they are professionals and I get that, but man I would totally freeze.  I don’t love the show, but I admire the talent.

Oof, Missouri is an open-carry state too... this shit is just going to be tense and scary for Maxine Waters

Oof, Missouri is an open-carry state too... this shit is just going to be tense and scary for Maxine Waters. I wonder how Mitch McConnell would feel if a group of black gun owners (with the proper permits—all on the up and up) in tactical gear started protesting outside of his house while brandishing assault rifles.

I cannot remember any president saying those words, “only because of me,” EVER. 

How the religious tight aren’t completely pissed that he believes it is him first and then God that they should worship, blows my mind.

only because of me

Trump is now not just the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger effect (i.e., incompetent people greatly overestimate their own abilities because they are too stupid to evaluate themselves). He is now shown himself to be at the level of the lemon juice bandit, who inspired the series of studies in the first place.

That is a big difference and more in line with old statements along the lines of “could be Russia, could be some teenager in their mom’s basement, we couldn’t possibly know for sure”

Ha, ha, see guys? I totally didn’t commit treason on live TV.