Oh my god.

Calling it right now: it won’y fly, because current United States are not England. One of two thing will happen:

I have asked pretty please for a smallish mylar version in a couple of places, and it sounds like it’s going to happen. My 6 year-old son is obsessed with baby blimp, his contribution to this creative catharsis.

I was recently thinking it woudl be great if someone made small versions of these that people could hold on strings like regular balloons. Wouldn’t the sight of a cloud of helium filled little Trump Baby Balloons drifting over the White House as Trump speaks or over one of his golf courses as he plays golf be a sight…

Am I the only person who struggles with cultural appropriation uproar? I thought different cultures mixing and borrowing from each other was the point of living in a diverse society. Is it reasonable to assume that people of different cultures living together would wall off the ability of their culture being used by…

And Kate. He went on and on about how she was asking for it when those horrible paparazzi sold topless photos of her to the rags.

I almost wish that Prince Phillip and Prince Charles had been there and had been their utmost condescending. Which is exactly why they were not. Phillip is a dick on a good day and Charles is very open about his beliefs on things like the environment.

Obama is just so good with kids. Kids seem to just love the hell out of Barack Obama. Some sort of mutual fascination and respect.

What the hell does he mean by “MY intelligence people”? Is this just another random all-cap? Does he mean the US’s intelligence people? Because his every word and action (particularly when it comes to Russia) demonstrates exactly the opposite. So maybe he literally does mean his own intelligence people; the ones who…

Trump would probably like her more if she were.

I’m sorry I couldn’t stop myself from typing that.

So - isn't this kind of treasonous (is that a word) from an American president? To rather believe Russia than his own agencies? 

Yes, it’s a No Trumps travel-ban. Very specific.

I hear this.  I cut off half my family and I regret nothing.  The number of times I have heard “but it’s FAMILY”... good lord.  Just because somebody is related to you doesn’t mean you owe them a sweet g.d. thing, least of all your time.  They can get stuffed.

No, Meghan doesn’t have to do anything regarding her family to make you or anyone else feel better.

I know next to nothing about the Royal fam and have very little interest, but that does seem very sad. Perhaps he’s a bad dude and that why he’s being shunned? Dunno.

Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

In Finnish it’s more like “fääkke news”

Fjake news. 

I’m seriously wondering about that. There are simply no mechanisms for getting rid of a treasonous president as long as he has enough support among equally corrupt politicians. (Yes, I’m aware we can vote these people out but thanks to things like gerrymandering it’s not nearly as foolproof as it should be.) It’s…

I don’t know how to explain to people like you that addicts are generally not capable of that level of organization.