no

omg I didn’t think of that, but now that you mentioned it, I am 100% convinced that is what happened. fucking garbage. 

LOAD of hair gel *gaggggging*

I don’t want to read this, but I have to read this. pray for me.

Tan is my favorite!

I didn’t know this - how cool!

This is an incredibly true and powerful statement

Jeff Sessions I kindly ask you to fuck the fuck off

this made me laugh, then cry

sick fuck. 

“between two bosom buds”

he is so fucking lame. jesus christ i feel secondhand embarrassment. 

DT loves breastfeeding

can somebody come over tonight?

I tried really, really hard to read this and keep track. I am not sure I did such a good job.

i cant stop giggling at this

‘Weinstein claimed he has “never had non-consensual sex.” 

‘Say, ‘Ivanka, you’re like vaginal mesh. You were supposed to support women, but now you have blood all over you and you’re at the center of a dozen lawsuits.’”

why can’t everyone just KEEP THEIR HANDS TO THEMSELVES

I have so much HOPE, so much CONFIDENCE, when the president says of my right to control my body: “we’ll see what happens.”