It’s not really a dumb tradition. I certainly agree with her (and even if not this is such a mild thing), but it would be pretty fucked up for the Monarchy to start actually getting involved in government.

Oh, I guess the one year olds made a decision to be born to parents who came here - whether illegally or not - and deserve to be kept in cages like actual animals.

Are you an asshole?

“I want a woman who knows how to act like a lady”

To me that’s a clear indication he has a terrible fucking attitude about women. I see this sometimes in online dating profiles “I don’t want a lady who swears” or “I want a woman who knows how to act like a lady” - Oh so you want someone polite and submissive who is essentially a real life Disney Princess? Go fuck…

I’ve never understood that one. If a woman had a problem with me swearing, she would fucking tell me herself.

Well our vaginas do fall out when we hear swear words, so thank god for these “gentleman”

Oh have a heart. He says that now he cant “even go near women”. You know from the trauma. Of sexually assaulting Taylor Swift. Thats why he can’t even go near her entire gender. I suspect he thinks we will be saddened by this development? That he, a woman groper is swearing off being near women?

I love when sexual predators say “well I don’t know how to act around women now!”. You never did friend! That was the problem!

Most popular Republican in the entire history of the party? Seriously?! Lord Trump gives me a headache...

John Stamos has a 3 month old son at the the age of 54. I am strangely bothered by this. He could have had a 30 year old son already. Sure, I know. None of my business, absolutely. And yet, when a 54 year old man hooks up with a 32 year old lady and only then decides to reproduce, I wonder about a wife who is young…

I never understood the hype behind Chris Hemsworth worth until I watch Thor: ragnarok this past weekend. I get it. I finally get it. But Chris Pine is ALWAYS #1 Chris. Pratt, dead last every time.

Is there an opposite version of the Everything is Awesome song from the Lego Movie? Everything is awful! Everything’s not cool when you’re part of this team! Yeah, I could listen to that right now, and on a loop.

A lie, you say?

“New Poll says Trump, at over 90%, is the most popular Republican in history of the Party. Wow!”

Has anyone tried explaining to this cockwomble that in its entire history, NATO has only ever had to defend one country?

I had two thoughts after seeing that picture:  1) I didn’t know that Chrissy Tiegen had twins, and 2) that can’t be comfortable for that kid on the left.  I had to read the article to find out that that kid on the left was a doll, but I feel a lot better now.

definitely something that 5 year olds and the president would say

Reminds me of the bare chest photos a pap took of Kate Middleton many years ago. The British press wouldn’t print them, but an Italian magazine jumped at the chance. The editor said it was Kate’s own fault for being outside topless. She’d been sunbathing alone with her boyfriend/husband on a friend’s private property…

“Then get tinted windows.”