“Kahlua Frittatas” should be found on the menu at Dave and Busters 

It’s a sense of team spirit. 

Kahlua for breakfast? What a wonderful phrase! Kahlua for breakfast...ain’t no passing craze...

That and especially for the US, unless you are Native American, at some point your own ancestors immigrated here. I’m thankful my forebears made the journey and realize I’m incredibly fortunate for it. I also realized I HAD NO INFLUENCE ON THIS OUTCOME. The people who somehow think they are responsible for their good…

True.

What kills me is so many people seem to think that they deserve to be born here.  I literally did nothing except be lucky to be born in America instead of a country that has so much violence that it is worth risking my life to try and get somewhere else.  I don’t think anyone believes in 100% open borders but can’t…

Can we agree that both Stamos and Laughlin look AMAZING for their ages?  Stamos has aged well but god, I think Laughlin walked into a Tardis when they finished filming in the 90's and walked immediately right back out to film Fuller House.

Or have her die of a medical condition that she didn’t get treated because the scumbag she voted for sabotaged ACA and she didn’t have insurance.

Now we’re doing spinoffs of reboots. Sounds about right for 2018.

Hopefully they have Roseanne die because she didn’t have medical coverage after Obamacare was repealed. 

He’s like Mark Zuckerberg. They try so hard to prove to everyone how little they claim to not care.

I know this is far from the important take-away but man, “doing good immigration bills” made me want to punch a wall. His grammar is atrocious.

“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.

I got into the stupidest Twitter slap fight ever (okay, probably not ever, there are lots of contenders for this title) with a Nice White Lady about this, and when we got to the tweets where I suggested nice white ladies’ energies might be better spent in support of women who were actually literally endangered by the…

Spokesperson: “It’s a jacket. There was no hidden message.”

RANT BEGINS:

It’s the transcript of Koko’s reaction to being told that Robin Williams had died. 

The Adam Corolla thing is so stupid it hurts:

Agreed! I would be happy if that was applied to any part of my life.

“It’s so lit.” That’s exactly how I want my engagement to be described.