Even in those ridiculous stilt heels, she’s still so short next to him! At first I was like “They should slow down! What’s the rush, kiddos! (Grumble, grumble)”, but now I just want them to have fun and be happy.

That’s an excellent observation!

Interesting optics! Ingratiating physical contact with one, pretended fear of contagion from the other.

“Queen Letizia & I enjoyed tea & time together focusing on the ways we can positively impact white children.”

Lets not forget that when he had Hillary on the next night he greeted her while wearing a surgical mask, right at the peak of the whole “Hillarys Dying!” BS that Republicans were spreading

She was a serious journalist prior to marrying her way into royalty, so I would think she’s probably better positioned than most political/figure head spouses to know what’s up. She’s way overqualified to drink tea and engage in insincere prattle about “the children” with Melania.

Oh! And check out We Rate Dogs on Twitter! They found a corgi that got lost in a storm this weekend and returned him to his human! They were so happy!

That’s the worst apology I’ve ever heard and this year’s had some doozies.

Good call. Those likes tho

Everything else in the news is so terrible and depressing that I’m now looking to the lovestory of Pete + Ariana to provide some shred of sunshine in my day?

OMFG, Fallon, way to channel Regina George here.

when people are talking that bad about you and ganging up on you, in a really gang-mentality. You go, ‘Alright, we get it. I heard you. You made me feel bad. So now what? Are you happy?

The biggest non-apologies are when you apologize for others’ feelings instead of taking ownership.

Seriously there is a lack of awareness of why people were upset there (they were “ganging up” on you because you empowered a giant bully).

I bet he’s sorry. Sorry that his ratings have been sinking like a stone while both Colbert’s and Kimmel’s have steadily risen for the last two years. Sorry indeed.

I’m sorry if I made anyone mad.

I hate everyone who works with him too. They should all be shamed for the rest of their lives for agreeing to be part of this horrendous situation. I don’t care if Linda’s job was ordering ink for the copy machine. Linda is helping destroy our democracy.

To be fair, the number of retweets includes any that are prefaced with something to the effect of “Can you believe this shit?”.

Sort of what he did with North Korea, yes? Bring us to the brink of nuclear war and then walk us back?

This is a side effect of empathy. Should your empathy continue, please consult a doctor because to hear it as of late, entire religions based upon the idea of ‘be excellent to each other’ (a empathetic virtue) have decided this kind of thing is ok and we should support those who do it and use our sacred texts to…