What the hell is going on in this picture?

“If, you know, every — our recollection keeps changing...”

Calligraphy was just how she made ends meet when she was a struggling actress. You gotta admit it’s was a genius escape from the waitressing work her acting peers were forced to do.

Any time someone mentions these family ties, I like to picture Nicole Richie and Cameron Diaz trading goss and getting boozy with each other in the kitchen at holiday functions.

Giuliani says “our recollection keeps changing”

I’m more surprised by the fact that the Madden brothers seem to be really decent husbands. Would not have predicted that.

Amy Schumer wrote “You’re Amal” [Clooney], Lorde said “You’re so hot omg,” and Zoë Saldana and Jack Antonoff liked it.

Seriously don’t get why he’s holding it like that. First, maybe it isn’t actually addressed to him? Secondly, the hands... dear god, the hands. It almost looks like he’s sending a hand signal, or was told he’s sending a hand signal.

Trump’s so easy to read that even the North Koreans realize all you have to do is give him something big and shiny and he’ll go for it

The reason Trump said it’s a very good letter (despite having not read it) is because it came in a big envelope. That’s it. Look at his face. He’s delighted at having received such a *big* letter. The content is irrelevant. Like a 3 year old at Christmas. I wouldn’t be surprised if he sent a reply that is 2 feet by 3…

“She gets tired of men sometimes.”

Also like why isn’t her purse in her dressing room? instead of sitting in view of the news camera?

I think he meant to say something along the lines of “We should source our lumber and timber from within the US.”, but I think that’s what happens when you’re running out of characters and have already had 5 diet cokes...

I have no idea what that last question means and it hurts my head to read it.

• In a horrifying interview, Virginia congressional candidate Nathan Larson, a white supremacist, also admitted that he’s a pedophile and rapist. [HuffPost]

God that tweet is the perfect ‘I’m not mad!’

“WHY DON’T THEY FIRE THAT STUPID WOMAN I HATE SO MUCH FROM HER SHITTY SHOW THAT NO-ONE WATCHES CUZ SHE’S TERRIBLE?!?!! but yeah whatever, I’m doing so good I don’t even care...”

Donlad Trump’s official position is that people should be fired for offensive language?

Well, do they? DO THEY?

eta: Also it’s worth noting that Canada does not have a trade surplus with the US, we have a $8.4B deficit, a number that the US Commerce Department agrees with but who needs facts when you’ve got MAGA ammirite?

“Do Timber and Lumber in U.S. ?” Is a sentence the president wrote down. With a space between U.S. and the question mark.

I mean... “The Skinny Guy” sounds terrifying.