Imagine waking up out of the coma and reading this tweet...

Your faith in American justice is adorable.

Up to 25 years in jail....I really hope he gets the full 25 years, but I’m weary of rich white dudes in court.

Can you believe that Aunt Lydia is also Cookie Kelly, aka Kim Kelly’s mom on Freaks and Geeks?

“Every single thing within our power” is not an answer to “Specifically can you tell me what the administration has done”. That is not specific. That is the opposite of specific. “Every single thing” is about as unspecific as you can be.

Vegetables have begun appearing on his plate, though it’s not clear how much of them he is eating.

Dig at the media- Check

“I see the media is working overtime...”

I can’t stomach how gross he is physically, but really, what’s with the fucking hair? Is that a mullet? A mother fucking comb-over mullet??

Fuck you Sarah, and your boss too.

I imagine having a body that resembles a hefty bag filled with warm yogurt

Apparently a scumbag looks like the lovechild of John Hughes and Stephen King

They do this a lot, I follow them on instagram. Their word of the day is almost always a jab at Trump

Dictionary.com is a straight up savage, and I love it.

Dictionary and Merriam Webster are killing it on Twitter!

“Public schools are a place for all children,” Hodgman said on Tuesday.

Who knew dictionary.com was such a cheeky minx.