2002 Mazda Tribute - unibody SUV based on the Ford Escape. I got Seven Year Itch with my beloved Accord V6, and the ESS-YEW-VEE thing was all the rage, so I caved and traded in for a loaded ES V6 4wd version with 18k. I almost immediately regretted it, but couldn’t get out of it. I figured since it was really a…