Hold it, there’s a possibly even better idea: SCENTED FLAMETHROWER FUEL. A little baggie/dropper to put juuuust a little bit in the tank, and now the entire fire smells like KFC, or Gates’, or whatever else we can wrangle into this cockamamie marketing scheme. :D

Even if his argument about etymology amounted to anything (it doesn’t), in such an ideal world, the fact that he pulled out any word in that context should be the problem. He’s responding to the result of a competition with a personal insult, which goes against the ideals of sportsmanship that ANY type of contest…

Remember how we were supposed to have Halo starring Denzel Washington too? Yeah... me neither...

If they couldn’t get a major success in the relatively sparse arcade-style indie market, what makes them think they’re going to even be noticed in the incredibly oversaturated multiplayer market? This is like a group of teens going “Our team lost in the national water polo tourney, so we’re going to go take on the…

Delicious In Dungeon was fun for a good long while, but I’m not sure it knows where it’s going with the plot in the latest translations. :/ There’s also been way less food recently.

Why is your response to “that’s a false equivalency” to wig out and make up even more extreme in-game situations? Even your “less extreme” examples are way more extreme than what’s actually happening.

Having an in-game house isn’t a life-or-death issue though. It barely even affects normal quality of life, it’s a luxury. Comparing it to a heart transplant is a grossly false equivalency, and that’s even before you try to compare a real-world need to an in-game anything. 

Oh shit, Jalopnik is leaking.

I also have a WASD mechanical keyboard, though it’s just the base version and not customized in any way (I don’t recall what kind of switches it had either).

It might just be that the NES/SNES cartidges us a very similar agent, but it has a shelf life and it’s mostly expired. How old WERE the cartridges you tried? :|

Those character designs make it look like Bomberdimension Blamtunia. Are we sure Idea Factory/Compile Heart aren’t on the staff list?

“Octopath Traveler” so Squenix bought Suikoden from Konami and is making a game about Yuber? :p

Finally, a sign that they’re thinking beyond Overwatch as a singular game. Hook 2.0 means Sequel Hook, right? :D

These are all from the same gloriously wacky game:

And that’s even if you disregard Pokedex entries as being written by 11-year-olds taking wild guesses.

While Square is really good at these sort of fun monster descriptions (see also: Bravely Second’s journal, with more characters commenting on each enemy the more of them you defeat), they’re not the only ones. Bamco nailed this concept in Zestiria’s monster manual too.

Fantasy football is a J(ock)RPG anyway, so... (As is fantasy baseball, basketball, etc.)

Uchiha D. Aizen, the ultimate villain of the Shounen Jump Multiverse.

Honestly the anime was pretty fantastic too, but I can see arguments for getting it either way.

You used an awful lot of words there to say “go watch Bakuman”.