Damn, Liz could wear anything and look great. But she was really rocking that dress! I mean, she’s basically wearing a tablecloth with a couple of seams thrown in and she looks amazing.

Fuck this article in all of its holes. As if we don’t get enough fucking information about what we are supposed to be wearing, it’s all gonna conflict with itself and it’s stupid. I’m sure you can rock a maxi dress, because as many people in the comments are pointing out, plenty of people can. :)

Stop it. Stop RIGHT NOW.

I mean...yeah? I was really expecting something silly/snarky/funny but it ended up just being mean? I don’t know what she was going for and maybe I just missed the point. But, it came off as more mean than snarky.

I miss the old Jezebel. You know, the one without shitty judgey articles like this and ridiculously inappropriate dirt bag “jokes”. Can you work on bringing old Jezebel back? Please and thank you!

Oh, no. I can’t apologize. :) Blazers and jewelry can look totally cute. But when it’s 95 and 100+ humidity, blazers and jewelry aren’t gonna cut it. I’d soak thru the blazer in minutes. And then I’d have to wear a sweaty smelling we blazer and jewelry would be burning my skin. Blazers looks like shit on me anyway.…

And the disgusted mention of ‘scooped out bagel’ - how dare she eat bagels at all, she is cow-heavy enough!

To be fair, no one gets camel toe while wearing a maxi and you’re not greeted with anyone’s ass/underwear, either.* I mean, I know you’re the YOGA Nerd MD and all, but maxi dresses > yoga pants. Sorry, not sorry.

She might be funny, but she’s funny in that way when you laugh uncomfortably at an acquaintance when they make an off-color joke. In that, this wasn’t actually funny, it was weird, and weirdly nasty. Lots of Cool Girl-isms, etc in this piece.

Right, I don’t take issue with hating certain articles of clothing (I’m looking at you tube tops) but why such detailed descriptions of the body types they look bad on?

She taught me to dress my body type when no one else did or could. But it also probably helps that I already wore “oodles of jewelry” and have a serious boner for her hair (grey streak included).

“Let me just look as inoffensive and safe as possible”

Sarah you are very funny, but you’re wrong. WRONG!

This seems to be more about body shaming than maxi dress hating.

Great, let me listen to Stacey London. From what I’ve seen of her work with women in their 30s-40s, I should ditch the maxi dress on a hot weekend summer day and instead wear some insipid matchy-matchy ensemble that makes me look like I’m going to an all-female business casual office (brightly colored capris, a flowy…

Lol. Serial? Who the fuck cares?

Wow. You know, I’ve disagreed with Jezebel a lot but I’ve always stuck around. I mean, no one’s perfect, so a blog certainly can’t be perfect either, right?

When I was pregnant last summer, long jersey maxi dresses were my lifesaver. I could wear them to the office, they fit no matter how huge my midsection grew, and they hid my huge swollen puffy ankles and feet. Don’t hate on the maxi dresses!

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