Have you tried a pet vacuum? They work wonders, and are great for their coats, if you can get them to handle the noise.

Yep, they are among the best dogs you can get if what you really want is a personal trainer. Border collies are also up there.

$9,000,000,000 of fraud, and yet no prison time.

He didn’t give me a word count at all, and it was 1835 words, and those were in the last paragraph, and he just cut the last third of the article. Chop.

The actual interview should be somewhere in here, probably from 1989 YES I AM OLD THANK YOU. It was the year Tin Toy was released from Pixar: https://issuu.com/dougalder

The Banana Splits was ALSO an animated show.

Interviewing John Lasseter was my very first assignment as a journalist, and he was an absolute asshole to me. He’s very talented, and very nasty.

Dear Karl’s Lawyer,

The poor girl never looks like she’s having a good time anyway.

A friend of a friend lost out on a job in Victoria, BC, and they told her specifically her hair was the problem. It was in a neat bun, but it was not straight, caucasian hair. But dog hair is okay. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/would-be-guide-dog-triumphs-as-greeter-at-victoria-s-empress-hotel-1.49758…

My favourite Lagerfeld story is the time Spy magazine tried to catfish him. Page 65. https://books.google.ca/books?id=u30ch879gRUC&pg=PA9&lpg=PA9&dq=thekla+spy+magazine&source=bl&ots=eJG39JY2tS&sig=ACfU3U3NgnuhpY0vg35aROMA5ty1TxTZvA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjwoPjZwcngAhWGtlkKHXpcAjIQ6AEwDXoECAQQAQ#v=onepage&q=thekla%20spy…

That’s a mule, not a loafer anyway.

I like the way you think.

He was vaping. Are we sure his brain was getting enough oxygen in the first place?

The lions of Vancouver Island are, per cat, the most homicidal big cats in the world. Apparently they have smaller brains and bigger attitudes than other cats, and it’s not uncommon for them to stalk hikers.

Flickr is a case study in how to piss off your users until they a) forget you exist and cease to use or even view your site b) become angry and remove the one essential, user-created content, which is essential to your business model. It started with the Yahoo takeover, forcing everyone to switch to a Yahoo account…

Never mind all that. WHERE CAN I GET THAT JACKET???

It would actually be a pretty good movie, too.

You just KNOW that guy has The Fountainhead on his bedside table.

She’s probably not wrong either.